A Good Listener Is Not Only Popular

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.

If You Count All Your Assets You Always Show A Profit.

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Hollywood Is A Sewer With Service From The Ritz Carlton.

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