A Friend Is Someone Who Stays By

Be Able To Defend Your Arguments In A Rational Way. Otherwise, All You Have Is An Opinion.

One Of The Few Articles Of Clothing That A Man Won't Try To Remove From A Woman Is An Apron.

I Suspect That Some Apparently Homosexual People Are Really Heterosexuals Who Deeply Phobic About The Opposite Sex Or Have Other Emotional Problems.

Know How To Behave At A Buffet. Take A Clean Plate For A Second Helping.

I've Never Found An Interesting Person With A Foul Mouth.