A Crier Of Green Sauce.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.

Between Two Stools One Sits On The Ground.

I Never Sleep In Comfort Save When I Am Hearing A Sermon Or Praying To God.

Always Open All Gates And Roads To Your Enemies, And Rather Make For Them A Bridge Of Silver, To Get Rid Of Them. [fr., Ouvrez Toujours A Vos Ennemis Toutes Les Portes Et Chemin, Et Plutot Leur Faites Un Pont D'argent, Afin De Les Renvoyer.]

I'd Gladly Do Without A Valet. I'm Never So Well Treated As When I'm Without A Valet.