List of Ronnie Barker Quotes

To Me Singing Is A Joy. Choral Singing Is A Delight. Welsh Choral Singing Is More Than A Delight. The Treorchy Male Choir Is The Best In Choral Singing. How Then Can They Be Described Except In Superlatives? They Are Without Equal.

I Suppose I Would Like To Be Remembered As One Of The Funniest Men That People Have Seen On Television.

To Get A Job Where The Only Thing You Have To Do In Your Career Is To Make People Laugh-well, Its The Best Job In The World.

If I Was As Rich As Rockefeller I'd Be Richer Than Rockefeller, Because I'd Do A Bit Of Window Cleaning On The Side.

It's Better To Make People Laugh Than Cry.

The Marvelous Thing About A Joke With A Double Meaning Is That It Can Only Mean One Thing.

The Toilets At A Local Police Station Have Been Stolen. Police Say They Have Nothing To Go On.